A guy in a hurry used d ladies toilet in a posh hotel.
He sat down& noticed 4 buttons- WW,WA,PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed wit WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He den pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF 2make him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR...
He later woke up in d hospital, a nurse smiled & said;
Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn't find a pad on u, so it went for ur balls. Ur balls are in dis jar.....