*Bang! Bang! Bang!*

jhbavigwh Who the F is banging at my door at 6am when im trying to sleep after staying up all night thanks to university work and sleep disorder. I get up and open my door and standing there with a white-trying-not-to-be-scared face is my roommate, Lauda.

"femi! Remember how you said you're not afraid of rats?"

"Yeah?"

"Well there's a rat in my bath tub in my room"

"ok! get a dustpan and yeah.... thats all i need"

So i go to her…

~Spring Break~ *In the Morning*

Kayla: Good morning mom! *smiling really hard*

Kayla's Mom: Hey baby girl. Your date went well last night?

???: Date with who?

Kayla: Uncle Chris! (Chris Brown) *runs and hugs him*

Chris: Well, who's your little boyfriend?

Kayla: Diggy. *smiling hard* Chris: Simmons?!

Kayla: Ya. *still smiling*

Chris: You know that he leaves for the Scream tour in like a month.

 Kayla: WHAT?!

Chris: Well,…

So for me, the first semester of university is over..yaaaaay? I think not. I have to spend my holidays reading my accounting textbook. Second semester hasn't even started and my lecturer already assigned the first two chapters of the textbook an entire month before the first class. Imagine how hard that class's gonna be. Anyways, been a York Lion in the last four months has taught me a lot and my friends and I compiled a joke rule book. For the record, York University has a bad record for…

Your name is branded on my heart

by the fire of our love

wrapped up in the celestial bodies

of the shining stars above

whispered through the tall grass

your named entwined with mine

like the clasp of two hands

or a spiraling ivy vine

but it wasn't meant to be

the fire has died long ago

nothing like the burning heat

now like icy snow

the hands that were together

are drifting far apart

closer to another hand

to another heart

the…